Little pirates invade The Haunted Cottage

A little red-headed pirate by the name of Zaine Offenstein had a ball with friends and family in AAARGGG-uably his best birthday party ever in his five-years here on Earth.

The main foyer was decked out in Piratical decor as Zaine and his cohorts swashbuckled their way through goody bags, Papa Johns pizza, presents and cake. Soon he was ready to make mom walk the plank from his new scooter and raid nearby Harpers Ferry from the seat of his new mountain bike. His older brother also got a new bike and both are awaiting the attachment of their training wheels.